Saturday, November 6, 2010

5, 4, 3, 2....1!!

oompa lumpa / strip club / football helmet

As a high end, well known party planner, Jamie was just informed that she had to throw 2011 New Year's Eve party for one of the richest male pornstars in the city, Hugo.  New York is already filled with so much diversity, so many different types of parties - from cults to sex themed ones, you name it.  Her only instructions for this party was to go all out, do something different and unexpected, and have no boundaries planning it.  For a party planner this was a dream come true!

What to do, what to do?  Strippers, eating sushi off naked women, bondage, having famous people show up to perform, musicals - it's all been done.  Jamie's reputation was on the line.  This was gonna be the party of the year and the guestlist included the most rich and famous - and horny.  Jamie called her good friend, Trey, to help her think of ideas.  Trey told her to meet him at the strip club he was already at.  When Jamie walked into Cheetah's she found Trey in the back corner getting a lap dance.  As Jamie made her way toward Trey she noticed other men getting lap dances but they were more focused on the football game playing on TV.  All of a sudden Jamie had an idea and started making phone calls while she let Trey enjoy his dance.

As Hugo's limousine pulled up to the mansion, there was bumpin' music coming from inside.  Many guests were already arriving and you can tell the energy was high.  All the guests received an invitation advising to wear swimsuits.  The mansion was known for having a huge tiled indoor pool.  When you walked into the mansion all you saw were strippers & pornstars - both men & women - walking around in nothing but football shoulder pads and a mouth guard.  The womens' breasts were bouncing with each step just as the mens' cocks were swaying back and worth with each step as they all served appetizers and drinks.  It was a beautiful and sexual sight.  Automatically the guests were aroused with all the eye candy and genitalia so exposed. 

Most of the decor seemed to be football affiliated.  There were even some nude girls doing handstands on each side of the room with their legs bent at the knees wide open as is to imitate a football goal post.  Every 10 seconds, an orange oompa lumpa dropped down from the ceiling and their huge cocks entered the girls vagina, imitating a football making a goal, then they were lifted up again.  Very creative.  Hugo was actually getting turned on, and it usually takes something extreme to pull that off.  Anytime the girls would have an orgasm, there would be a shot of cream liquor passed around to everybody.  At this party, everyone swallows. 

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2....1!!!!  Instead of the usual disco ball for New Years, the humongous football helmet hanging form the ceiling burst and tons of semen oozed and popped and shot out in every direction!  Happy New Years!!!!!  All of a sudden naked orange oompa lumpas waddled towards each guest and gave them lap dances, blow jobs, or fucked them right out in the open.  It became a huge orgy.  This is what a real party is about - happiness, laughter, and fun.....as far as orgasms go.  Happy New Years and may everyone leave happy.....I mean, satisfied. 

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